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School’s Out For Bummers


“I was part of the 90210 generation.  The original one with Tori Spelling, Jason Priestly and Shannon Docherty before she was universally acknowledged to be a massive cock.  It wasn’t just a zip code, it was a place where anything could happen and boy did it”. Barry Church-Woods Beverly Hills was everything I wanted out of […]

The Day Larry Kramer Kissed Me


“After reading the Crucible and realising what a cunt I’d made of myself I desperately needed something to redeem my confidence. I wanted the perfect role. A solid, deep 3 minutes that showcased my range and my cast-ability for the upcoming seasons. An engaging speech that showcased my face, voice […]

A Letter To My 16 Year Old Self


“You may also want to consider not turning into a slut. There’s nothing wrong with having lots of sex with different men, but you might find yourself bed hopping for the wrong reasons – and attracting a lot of crabs in the process (not the kind you eat)”. Josef Church-Woods […]


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