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Big Jew on a Diet

Being called fat isn’t as simple as it used to be… people are getting way more creative these days. I’ve been thin and I’ve been fat (twice) – along the way I’ve noticed a few things which always happen to me when i’m at the fat stage:

1. The “fatty on the remote” effect 


Why does everyone always blame the fat guy for sitting on the remote? If I had a penny for every time one of my friends told me to get up from the couch because they thought it was me sitting on the remote I’d be able to afford a gastric fucking band. To be fair… my friends are usually right 😦 #fatwhore

2. When people say you’ve lost weight, but you’ve actually just stayed the same 


I always get this one. When people say i’ve lost weight but I actually haven’t, it means they’re remembering me…

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