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School’s Out For Bummers

“I was part of the 90210 generation.  The original one with Tori Spelling, Jason Priestly and Shannon Docherty before she was universally acknowledged to be a massive cock.  It wasn’t just a zip code, it was a place where anything could happen and boy did it”. Barry Church-Woods Beverly Hills was everything I wanted out of […]

LGBTicons Rewind: A Gay in the Life

Today started with my husband telling me he loves me, immediately followed by: “eurgh…that felt like being raped in the mouth from the inside”. Thankfully he was talking about a fish-supper-hangover-burp that I hadn’t heard. Still, it framed my day for a serious of complicated misunderstandings and a few comedies […]

School’s Out For Bummers

“I was part of the 90210 generation.  The original one with Tori Spelling, Jason Priestly and Shannon Docherty before she was universally acknowledged to be a massive cock.  It wasn’t just a zip code, it was a place where anything could happen and boy did it”. Barry Church-Woods Beverly Hills was everything I wanted out of […]

The ‘A’ Word

“more often than not, when someone tells me they’re asexual, it’s normally followed by a snigger and an under the breath ‘yeah you are, you’re A homo-sexual”. Barry Church-Woods As a gay man who has pretty much been horny since the age of thirteen I’ve never really been able to […]

Why There Is No Straight Pride

“I don’t understand what all the fuss is about.  I mean, they have equality now.  Why don’t we get a Straight Pride?” Barry Church-Woods Recently I was sitting in a bar, enjoying a leisurely glass of wine waiting to meet some friends before hanging out at Pride Scotia; Scotland’s answer […]

A Gay in the Life

Today started with my husband telling me he loves me, immediately followed by: “eurgh…that felt like being raped in the mouth from the inside”. Thankfully he was talking about a fish-supper-hangover-burp that I hadn’t heard. Still, it framed my day for a serious of complicated misunderstandings and a few comedies […]